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Closeted comic. Home club: The Kitchen. Chronic collector of diseases & pajamas. Leo with cancer rising.

American Roadtrip to #foamhenge  And there are #classictractors  and #friedfood and #applepies to test your will
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American Roadtrip to #foamhenge And there are #classictractors and #friedfood and #applepies to test your will

Z. Heavenly Dog. ๐Ÿfall is here and weโ€™ve been walking in the woods every day. She loves it and gets a spring in her step every time! ๐ŸŒฒ. #lymie #spoonie #potsinaction #rescuedog #chihuahua #staygoldponyboy
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Z. Heavenly Dog. ๐Ÿfall is here and weโ€™ve been walking in the woods every day. She loves it and gets a spring in her step every time! ๐ŸŒฒ. #lymie #spoonie #potsinaction #rescuedog #chihuahua #staygoldponyboy

Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ options.  #hostesswiththemonsters 
#seeyalater #lowfodmappaleo itโ€™s the Fall ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ candy crush that โ€” if youโ€™re careful & hide a pumpkin bucket over the frig of secret backup candy โ€”  you can ride this thru til New Yearโ€™s Day. 
Or. 
You can make better choices like #oprah and #juliedaniluk want you to. ๐Ÿฌ
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Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ options. #hostesswiththemonsters #seeyalater #lowfodmappaleo itโ€™s the Fall ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ candy crush that โ€” if youโ€™re careful & hide a pumpkin bucket over the frig of secret backup candy โ€” you can ride this thru til New Yearโ€™s Day. Or. You can make better choices like #oprah and #juliedaniluk want you to. ๐Ÿฌ

Special Delivery ๐Ÿ“ฆ  These amazing gifts arrived in the mail from Heaven! ๐ŸŒฟ
Thank you @sistersofthevalley ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ™ #handsalve my #soul ๐Ÿ– 
For arthritis relief!!! #itreallyworks ๐ŸŒณ because all medicine is #plantmedicine ๐ŸŒฒ #naturalwellness #spoonies #chronicsisters ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ #ukulelekit
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Special Delivery ๐Ÿ“ฆ These amazing gifts arrived in the mail from Heaven! ๐ŸŒฟ Thank you @sistersofthevalley ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ™ #handsalve my #soul ๐Ÿ– For arthritis relief!!! #itreallyworks ๐ŸŒณ because all medicine is #plantmedicine ๐ŸŒฒ #naturalwellness #spoonies #chronicsisters ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ #ukulelekit

When you canโ€™t keep up with the Jonesโ€™s trash .__.__.__. ๐ŸŒ๏ธ ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ . 
___ โ›ณ๏ธ ___ . 
#suburbanrecycling #suburbanrecycle #setofclubs #freegan #golfclubs #townhouse #lushlife #classytrash #golfer
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When you canโ€™t keep up with the Jonesโ€™s trash . . . . ๐ŸŒ๏ธ ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ . โ›ณ๏ธ . #suburbanrecycling #suburbanrecycle #setofclubs #freegan #golfclubs #townhouse #lushlife #classytrash #golfer

Everything is worth it. 
New sneakers with banned books ๐Ÿ“š bring me joy ๐ŸŒŸ 
#lowtopsneakers #ireadbannedbooks #bannedbooks #blueskies and #lanai over #garagecanyon #suburbia
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Everything is worth it. New sneakers with banned books ๐Ÿ“š bring me joy ๐ŸŒŸ #lowtopsneakers #ireadbannedbooks #bannedbooks #blueskies and #lanai over #garagecanyon #suburbia

Raise high the roof beam, carpenters. Like Ares comes the bridegroom, taller far than a tall man. Love, Irving Sappho, formerly under contract to Elysian Studios Ltd. โ€œ 
#jdsalinger #bantambooks #1963 #seymouranintroduction #paperbackbook
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Raise high the roof beam, carpenters. Like Ares comes the bridegroom, taller far than a tall man. Love, Irving Sappho, formerly under contract to Elysian Studios Ltd. โ€œ #jdsalinger #bantambooks #1963 #seymouranintroduction #paperbackbook

Oh it is on like . . . 
this little #kong ๐Ÿ˜ป 
Today itโ€™s officialโ€” the chi out of #mississippi ๐ŸŒบ
formerly known as Fuzzy ๐ŸฆŠ
is our new โšก๏ธLil Z. 
The Zipper of Goose Creek. - - - - - - - - - |==| #kongdogtoys 
#chidog #chis #foxface 
#fatcat #calico 
#sharenicely #newdog #animalrescue ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฅ‚ โค๏ธ #adoptedisthebestbreed
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Oh it is on like . . . this little #kong ๐Ÿ˜ป Today itโ€™s officialโ€” the chi out of #mississippi ๐ŸŒบ formerly known as Fuzzy ๐ŸฆŠ is our new โšก๏ธLil Z. The Zipper of Goose Creek. - - - - - - - - - |==| #kongdogtoys #chidog #chis #foxface #fatcat #calico #sharenicely #newdog #animalrescue ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฅ‚ โค๏ธ #adoptedisthebestbreed

Mighty oaks come from humble beginnings. โ˜€๏ธ #enjoythewholejourney ๐ŸŒง
๐Ÿƒ #dontquitbeforethemiracle ๐ŸŒฒ #smallnuts โ€”> #big #trees
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Mighty oaks come from humble beginnings. โ˜€๏ธ #enjoythewholejourney ๐ŸŒง ๐Ÿƒ #dontquitbeforethemiracle ๐ŸŒฒ #smallnuts โ€”> #big #trees

If you canโ€™t be this strong & good looking todayโ€” Memphis has your back. ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ #roverdogs #rottiesofinstagram #bigdogs #dogswithjobs ๐ŸŽพ #getbackoutthere #tomorrowisanotherdayโ˜€๏ธ
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If you canโ€™t be this strong & good looking todayโ€” Memphis has your back. ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ #roverdogs #rottiesofinstagram #bigdogs #dogswithjobs ๐ŸŽพ #getbackoutthere #tomorrowisanotherdayโ˜€๏ธ

Saw this and thought of you โ€” The Other Half ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ #coffeehouseart #coffeeshop #localart #brick #saws #skills #salemmassachusetts @frontstreetcoffeehouse
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Saw this and thought of you โ€” The Other Half ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ #coffeehouseart #coffeeshop #localart #brick #saws #skills #salemmassachusetts @frontstreetcoffeehouse

N E W  E N G L A N D 
is everything you think it is. ๐ŸŒฒ 
#drystonewalls #cemetary #grizzleyadams oh and:

#fulbright #smartgirls ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ€ #bostonian
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N E W E N G L A N D is everything you think it is. ๐ŸŒฒ #drystonewalls #cemetary #grizzleyadams oh and: #fulbright #smartgirls ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ€ #bostonian

Tough Monday? Is there poop under more than one fingernail? Maybe your job and isnโ€™t so bad. #marvel2019 #madeformcdonalds #happymealtoy #poopydiapers ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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Tough Monday? Is there poop under more than one fingernail? Maybe your job and isnโ€™t so bad. #marvel2019 #madeformcdonalds #happymealtoy #poopydiapers ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Too hot for #coachella โ˜•๏ธ
#carcare #waitingroom #oilchange #zoomzoom
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Too hot for #coachella โ˜•๏ธ #carcare #waitingroom #oilchange #zoomzoom

Sundays are mushrooms & murder. 
#slowcooker #mushrooms #potatoes #parsley #shallots #chicken & #secrets  #poweredbycoffee #inspiredby #newpajamas from #outletmall #brooksbrothers #simmeryoursoup with #sherlockholmes #blackandwhitemovies ๐Ÿ„
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Sundays are mushrooms & murder. #slowcooker #mushrooms #potatoes #parsley #shallots #chicken & #secrets #poweredbycoffee #inspiredby #newpajamas from #outletmall #brooksbrothers #simmeryoursoup with #sherlockholmes #blackandwhitemovies ๐Ÿ„

His & Hers. . ๐Ÿฅ› .  #bedsidetables #lamps #books #vintagevelvet #coral #headboard #steamertrunk #rarebook #sleepnumber #youngliving #targetbedspread & #weightblanket ๐Ÿ’ #painstopper #tcm #lymelife
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His & Hers. . ๐Ÿฅ› . #bedsidetables #lamps #books #vintagevelvet #coral #headboard #steamertrunk #rarebook #sleepnumber #youngliving #targetbedspread & #weightblanket ๐Ÿ’ #painstopper #tcm #lymelife

PSA: 
Say โ€˜woostahโ€™ โ€˜sheerโ€™. That is all.
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PSA: Say โ€˜woostahโ€™ โ€˜sheerโ€™. That is all.

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