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Alissa @darlingdestroyers

Would you pass a citizenship test? See if I do over on @hihokids new series, No Whining!

https://www.facebook.com/HiHoKids/videos/527226138111521/

We’re a pretty creepy crew.
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#happyhalloween #wesanderson #moonrisekingdom #halloweencostume #thisisus #zombiepumpkin #brains #pnw #pnwlife #pumpkincarving #jackolantern #midcenturymodern  #yellowdoor #halloween #midcentury #aboutlastnight #lovethelifeyoulive #instamom #momlife #spooky #moody #hihokids #midcenturydoor
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We’re a pretty creepy crew. πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ πŸŽƒ #happyhalloween #wesanderson #moonrisekingdom #halloweencostume #thisisus #zombiepumpkin #brains #pnw #pnwlife #pumpkincarving #jackolantern #midcenturymodern #yellowdoor #halloween #midcentury #aboutlastnight #lovethelifeyoulive #instamom #momlife #spooky #moody #hihokids #midcenturydoor

We made these little button-eyed monsters out of old tennis balls for my first art docent class of the year. πŸ’€ πŸ‘» 
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We made these little button-eyed monsters out of old tennis balls for my first art docent class of the year. πŸ’€ πŸ‘» Use caution when viewing these images, they may haunt your dreams.πŸ‘»πŸ’€ πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» πŸ‘» #happyhalloween #makeart #upcycle #art #keepartalive #upcycledart #makeart #artdocent #craftersofinstagram #instamom #momlife #crafty #thehorror #halloweencrafts #ghost #ghoul #monster #create #darlingdestroyers #teachyourchildrenwell #pnw #jj pnw #halloween #reducereuserecycle #buttons #jj forum 2779

Geeking out in Seattle with @epicoden and @themiloavocado a couple weeks ago for an upcoming video with @hihokids ! Can you guess what famous Seattlelite Oden is dressed as? Milo is dressed as his assistant, though any resemblance Milo bears to this icon’s actual assistant is purely coincidental. #hihokids #seattle #nerds πŸ€“
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Geeking out in Seattle with @epicoden and @themiloavocado a couple weeks ago for an upcoming video with @hihokids ! Can you guess what famous Seattlelite Oden is dressed as? Milo is dressed as his assistant, though any resemblance Milo bears to this icon’s actual assistant is purely coincidental. #hihokids #seattle #nerds πŸ€“

#tbt to two weeks ago when I got to rip around in a rally car all glammed up with a kickass group of ladies thanks to an amazing collaboration with @beautyandkeys @neimanmarcus and @dirtfishrally ! Thank you @jameijune and @dirtfishrally for putting this day together. And a very special thank you to @ajpseattle and @gofastoverstuff for thinking of me, it’s nice to know I’m always on your mind. 😜 And thank you to my instructor @break_it_brabbo! Our awkward prom pose kinda just ended up looking like a normal prom pose.πŸ˜‚ πŸ“Έ by @joshjsikora πŸš— πŸ’¨ πŸ’„ 
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#tbt to two weeks ago when I got to rip around in a rally car all glammed up with a kickass group of ladies thanks to an amazing collaboration with @beautyandkeys @neimanmarcus and @dirtfishrally ! Thank you @jameijune and @dirtfishrally for putting this day together. And a very special thank you to @ajpseattle and @gofastoverstuff for thinking of me, it’s nice to know I’m always on your mind. 😜 And thank you to my instructor @break it brabbo! Our awkward prom pose kinda just ended up looking like a normal prom pose.πŸ˜‚ πŸ“Έ by @joshjsikora πŸš— πŸ’¨ πŸ’„ #dirtfishrallyschool #racecar #drivelikeagirl #subarubrz #rwd #onlyladies #rallycar #subaru #prettydirty #dirtfish #beautyandkeys #ladyracer #pnw #pnwlife #adventure #slideways #drifting #isthismybeautifullife #rallyracing #prompose #jj forum 2276

I ain’t nothing but a rockhound... and a nerd, definitely a big β€˜ol nerd with a rock collection. If you come to my house I will make you look at it. #kiddingnotkidding .
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I ain’t nothing but a rockhound... and a nerd, definitely a big β€˜ol nerd with a rock collection. If you come to my house I will make you look at it. #kiddingnotkidding . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #jj forum 2758 #rockhound #pnw #pnwlife #optoutside #explore #pnwonderland #adventure #takeahike #moody #explorewashington #jj pnw #longhairdontcare #whatwedointheshadows #jj mobilephotography #shotoniphone #gooutside #igers seattle #lovethelifeyoulive #snowboarder #burton #streetstyle #thisisme #rsa #rsa ladies #outside project #sciencenerd #naturelover

Milo needs a bath. #mud .
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Milo needs a bath. #mud . . . . . . . . #lookdown #fromwhereistand #jj mobilephotography #explore #adventure #gooutside #optoutside #pnw #pnwonderland #jj pnw #sorelboots #wellies #boyswillbeboys #boymom #shotoniphone #crackedearth #shotoniphone #sundayfunday #lovethelifeyoulive #jj forum 2741 #cracking

Realizing I never posted this over on the β€˜ol Instagram feed. #firstdayofschool .
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#obligatory #brothers #myboys #adorbs #pnw #pnwlife #hihokids #odenandmilo #jj_forum_2737 #momlife #bros #boymom #jj_pnw #backtoschool #shotoniphone #rsa #rsa_ladies #jj_portraits #fromwhereistand #hairgoals #instamom #childhood #teachyourchildrenwell #family #chalkboard #brotherlylove #jj_mobilephotography
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Realizing I never posted this over on the β€˜ol Instagram feed. #firstdayofschool . . . . . . . . . . #obligatory #brothers #myboys #adorbs #pnw #pnwlife #hihokids #odenandmilo #jj forum 2737 #momlife #bros #boymom #jj pnw #backtoschool #shotoniphone #rsa #rsa ladies #jj portraits #fromwhereistand #hairgoals #instamom #childhood #teachyourchildrenwell #family #chalkboard #brotherlylove #jj mobilephotography

Oh, that’s just my collection of glass eyeballs. #lookintomyeyes πŸ‘
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Oh, that’s just my collection of glass eyeballs. #lookintomyeyes πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ #iseeyou #lookaway #harvard #harvardmuseumofnaturalhistory #jj mobilephotography #science #eyes #glassart #explore #adventure #travel #travelphotography #glasseyes #museumlover #jj pnw #jj community #shotoniphone #lookaroundyou #rsa #creepypasta #creepy #moody #rsa ladies #stilllife #spooky #horror #jj still life #jj travelogue #jj forum 2725

He’s looking directly into your soul. πŸ‘ πŸ‘
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He’s looking directly into your soul. πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ #hihokids #miloavocado #mystery #clue #instakids #pnw #pnw life #jj pnw #portrait #portraitphotography #fromwhereistand #shotoniphone #sherlockhomes #igers seattle #thep0rtraitproject #lovethelifeyoulive #momlife #explore #explorewashington #rsa #rsa ladies #lookaroundyou #momlife #instamom #momofboys #adorbs #jj pnw #jj forum 2682 #teachyourchildrenwell

The lady fern in the background is giving this some groovy vibes. #flowerpower #trippy
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The lady fern in the background is giving this some groovy vibes. #flowerpower #trippy 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 🌈 #psychedelic #daisy #calendula #jj flowers #instaflower #orange #groovy #fromwhereistand #shotoniphone #rsa #rsa flower #garden #pnw #jj pnw #pnwonderland #pnwlife #optoutside #explore #flower #lookaroundyou #jj mobilephotography

Nothing says β€˜Mercia like watching muscle car races down at the β€˜ol track. .
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Nothing says β€˜Mercia like watching muscle car races down at the β€˜ol track. . . . . . . . . #america #pacificraceways #teachyourchildrenwell #hihokids #optoutside #pnw #pnw life #adventure #explore #lovethelifeyoulive #brothers #myboys #attheraces #childhood #jj memories #racefamily #igers seattle #vintageracecar #jj pnw #rsa #rsa ladies #racecars #jj mobilephotography #shotoniphone #fromwhereistand #happyfourth #jj forum 2662

The creature you see above is a Yellow Spotted Millipede, it excretes cyanide as a defense mechanism. If you kill, and then hold a funeral for a yellow spotted millipede, being careful to touch your face a whole bunch in the process, you may develop something called a cyanide rash. #momofboys #parenthood #stayoutoftheforest .
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The creature you see above is a Yellow Spotted Millipede, it excretes cyanide as a defense mechanism. If you kill, and then hold a funeral for a yellow spotted millipede, being careful to touch your face a whole bunch in the process, you may develop something called a cyanide rash. #momofboys #parenthood #stayoutoftheforest . . . . . . . . . . . #pnw #jj pnw #rsa #rsa ladies #naturelover #instamom #optoutside #millipede #lookaroundyou #yellowspottedmillipede #gooutside #explore #adventure #fromwhereistsnd #shotoniphone #cyanide #poisonous #teachyourchildrenwell #nature #outside #hike #lovethelifeyoulive #bugs #funfact

Last day of baseball... maybe forever. It was a brutal season, but this kid showed up and gave it his all game after game. #grit ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ #littleleague #baseball #playball #tough #ginger #optoutside #gooutside #teachyourchildrenwell #pnw #jj_pnw #pnwlife #pnwkids #intense #portrait #rsa #fromwhereistand #momlife #instamom #gameface
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Last day of baseball... maybe forever. It was a brutal season, but this kid showed up and gave it his all game after game. #grit ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️ #littleleague #baseball #playball #tough #ginger #optoutside #gooutside #teachyourchildrenwell #pnw #jj pnw #pnwlife #pnwkids #intense #portrait #rsa #fromwhereistand #momlife #instamom #gameface #portraitphotography #jj portraits #shotoniphone #parenting #childhood #jj forum 2636 #jj memories #littleleague #jj forum 2651

When in doubt, stick googly eyes on it. #wetfelted #bookmark
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When in doubt, stick googly eyes on it. #wetfelted #bookmark πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ #art #artdocent #fiberart #peekaboo #bookworm #felting #fromwhereistand #craft #craftersofinstagram #booklover #read #pnw #rsa #rsaladies #instamom #arteacher #momlife #create #creator #googlyeyes #extrayarn #macbarnett #kidscrafts #jonklassen

β€œWhy does everything look like the Simpsons?...” πŸ‘€ .
Here is a sampling of photos from our trip to California. I struggle with instagrams bulk upload feature so they are not in any particular order. Some highlights of the trip included Milo thinking that the scuba diver really got eaten on the Universal Tour, the Haunted Mansion and all the crazy immersive rides and experiences at @Disneyland, Harry Potter and Norman Bates at Universal, our Airbnb with a rooftop saltwater pool, how vegan-friendly LA is (makes dining with milk and meat allergies way less stressful), going to the ocean and grabbing breakfast with my uncle Bobby and cousin @shelbyeah ! And, although I smashed Odens dreams of seeing celebrities on this trip, telling him it was unlikely, Milo got in the way of Owen Wilson’s bike ride in the Pacific Palisades and Johnny Knoxville sat next to me while we were eating at a vegan-friendly bar in Burbank... It was like I was swatting the celebs always.😜 All in all it was an amazing trip and hopefully we gave the kids memories that they will always cherish! ❀️
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β€œWhy does everything look like the Simpsons?...” πŸ‘€ . Here is a sampling of photos from our trip to California. I struggle with instagrams bulk upload feature so they are not in any particular order. Some highlights of the trip included Milo thinking that the scuba diver really got eaten on the Universal Tour, the Haunted Mansion and all the crazy immersive rides and experiences at @Disneyland, Harry Potter and Norman Bates at Universal, our Airbnb with a rooftop saltwater pool, how vegan-friendly LA is (makes dining with milk and meat allergies way less stressful), going to the ocean and grabbing breakfast with my uncle Bobby and cousin @shelbyeah ! And, although I smashed Odens dreams of seeing celebrities on this trip, telling him it was unlikely, Milo got in the way of Owen Wilson’s bike ride in the Pacific Palisades and Johnny Knoxville sat next to me while we were eating at a vegan-friendly bar in Burbank... It was like I was swatting the celebs always.😜 All in all

I was skeptical, but Disney rocked my tiny little world. .
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I was skeptical, but Disney rocked my tiny little world. . . . . . . . . #disneyland #itsasmallworld #trippy #bucketlist #happiestplaceonearth #familyvacation #travel #adventure #artlover #illustration #disneyart #explore #goals #purple #boutime #disney #convert #lovethelifeyoulive #jj travelogue #fromwhereistand #rsa #rsa ladies

And just like the snowboarding season is over with... ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️
πŸ“Έ by @gofastovershit 
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And just like the snowboarding season is over with... ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ πŸ“Έ by @gofastovershit #myhappyplace #snowboarder #ridelikeagirl #snowboard #snowboarding #snowboarder #thrasher #shredder #optoutside #lovethelifeyoulive #snow #montana #explore #adventure #pnwonderland #rsa #rsa ladies #girlsshred #backcountrysnowboarding #pnw #pnwlife #ridesnowboards #rideordie #snowboardergirl #jj forum 2591 #shotoniphone

Why wouldn’t the crab share with his friends? 
Because he was shellfish. πŸ¦€ .
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Why wouldn’t the crab share with his friends? Because he was shellfish. πŸ¦€ . πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€ #groan #pun #grandpawouldbeproud #pnw #pnwonderland #pnwlife #explore #explorewashington #crab #lookaroundyou #adventure #camp #optoutside #jj community #instamom #momlife #fromwhereistand #springbreak #travel #camping #rsa #rsa ladies #pugetsound #jj pnw #camanoisland #teachyourchildrenwell #thelittlethings

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